Q: What did the pig say on the hot summer day?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
A: An elevator.
Q: What do you call a dog on an ice cube?
A: A chilly dog.
Q: Why did the M&M go to school?
A: Because he wanted to be a smartie.
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